What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:57

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…